: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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