No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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