Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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