What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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