i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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