Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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