Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
PANTIES FOUND
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
