i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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