We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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