Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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