he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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