Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
no, he came in my armpit
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just google imaged poop.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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