Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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