sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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