He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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