Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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