Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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