I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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