I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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