ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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