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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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