Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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