if you like me you must not know who I am
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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