so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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