I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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