I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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