She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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