The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This baby is an asshole
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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