I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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