So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
