I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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