No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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