I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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