They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
A+ Viking dick
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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