ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Banned from zoo.
Again?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize