oh god the rape fog is back!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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