Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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