what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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