i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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