Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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