Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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