Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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