Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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