it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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