why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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