talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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