Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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