i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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