Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Randomize
