I am puke
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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