conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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