OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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