I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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