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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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