I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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