Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's never too late to be topless.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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