Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
where am i from again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
