yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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